love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
I’ve never seen a more accurate metaphor for the British public
- Interviewer: Do you sometimes recognize fans you've seen before in the audience?
- Alex Turner: I don't even recognize the rest of the band sometimes
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just